What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...