What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!