What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!