What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.