Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.