Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one