Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Far Jokes More Far Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq