Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.