What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.