Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Previous Random Joke Next
Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What did the guy with bad internet get?

Loading...

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.