Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf