What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward