The truck can only take the load from behind where as the whore can take it from anywhere.
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You break them at the middle and load them from behind
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Praise the Load
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
He gives it an F5
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
Load it in the chum dumpster.
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
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When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
throw a load of dirty laundry in.
loading...
Well that got a load off my mind.
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Pessimist Prime
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
In the Ark-hives.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Throw in a load of laundry.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
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The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
A towel full of loads
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
To feed her nightmare.
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
They can lighten your load !
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
A denom-nom-nominator!
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
They cantaloupe
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
Go chuck itself of course.
A whole chuck-load.
Cottage cheese.
One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Jeez-its
A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
You washer and dryer.
