What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said