What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.