What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.