Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Because it was on old croc.
They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour
When it's down to it's last quarter.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
A: A pachydermatologist.
Swimming trunks!
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Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
