Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!