What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What is the best joke you have heard?

Any best joke

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.