What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

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What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk