What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.