What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.