What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

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Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.