What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!