What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !