What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.