What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.