What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"