Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber