Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

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What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool