What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.