What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !