What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!