What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen