What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.