What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.