What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.