Boo Jokes

What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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That's how you set the bar high.

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Because it was already attendin'.

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He ain't have no boo

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.