Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.