Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.