What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane