What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors