Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None