Because it's grounded.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
His red wings.
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
I've got a plane to catch
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
