Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.