Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.