Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.