What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

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How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima