What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan