If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Don't look at me I'm changing!
To render the building on the other side!
Wall Street
Just flush it like everybody else does."
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Tell her she's pregnant.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Because he had a javelin through his head.
Present Alms!
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
I couldn’t turn it down.
A: Stick it in the blender.
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Bristol Palin.
A Kia full of Gingers.
You go Soul-searching.
