If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
Because love means nothing to them.
Standing on his head!
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
Ja-scusi.
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
The new softcap limits
What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.
A tool box.
The baby has a soul.
One had to P.
Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
A Warehouse.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
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