What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!