Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
Because it keeps hitting pause.
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Mooove
None of your f**king business.
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
They get lots of Valenswines.