What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.