What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.