What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!