Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!