Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

What are an idiot's last words?

Hey, watch this.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell