Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.