What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.