Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D