Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.