What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.