What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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Hide it in a science book.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

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You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"