How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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