How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Mystery Jokes More Mystery Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.