What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.