What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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