What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.