What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.