What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

Cello Jokes More Cello Jokes

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.