What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.