What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

Cello Jokes More Cello Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.