Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.