What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.