What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."