What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.