Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.