Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
So he can kick out at 2.
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
When they had lots of sleepless knights !
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Because m = AIt
Sasquats
They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.
Im measuring your patience"
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
