How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.